Makhluk Halus!

Arghh!! Ganguan makhluk halus makin menjadi2 di opis OAS tingkat 3. Saksi2 yang nampak cakap nampak macam2. Ade yang cakap perasan seperti di intai. Ada yang cakap, nampak kelibat berterbangan depan mata. Ada yang cakap, dengar bisikan halus tepi telinga.

tapi kami semua dah x hairan dengan gangguan makhluk halus tuh. rasa nak penampar je makhluk2 tuh. tertekan tau x? kitorang tengah rajin nk kejar dateline, leh lak manja2 terbang kat kitorang.

Siap ko lalat, aku beli serai wangi jap lagih.. baru hang tau!

Can a Family man with RM3K/Month Survive in Malaysia?

Let's do some simple calculations here. 

In Malaysia , the average family income is RM3,000 /month 
(where father works, mother doesn't). 

I understand there are many families whose 
monthly income does not reach RM3,000, 
but, to make things simple, 
let's take RM3,000 as the figure. Ok lah, right? 

Okay, let's start rolling with a family which has 
Papa, Mama, 1 daughter and 1 son. Ngam-ngam .... 

Calculation starts... 

Electricity and water bill: RM100 
(No air-con, No home theatre, No water heater ... ok?) 

Phone bill ( Telekom): RM100 

Meals for a happy family: RM775 
(3 meals on RM25/day, RM25 for 4 persons...?) 

Papa makan / teh-tarik during working hrs: RM155 
(RM5/day, RM5 ... can eat what?) 

Car repayment: RM400 
(A proton saga aeroback, 7 yrs repayment) 

Petrol (living in city, traffic-jam) : RM300 
(go to work, bring son to school, 
only can afford one car running) 

Insurance: RM650 
(kids, wife and myself) 

House repayment: RM750 
(low cost housing repayment for 30 yrs, 
retired still have to work to pay!) 

Tuition: RM80 
(got that cheap meh? i don't think so) 

Older children pocket money @ school: RM20 
(RM1/day, eat bread?) 

School fees: RM30 
(enough ah?) 

School books and etc: RM100 
(always got extra to pay in school) 

Younger children milk powder: RM50 
(cannot have the DHA, BHA, PHA one, expensive) 

Miscellaneous: RM100 
(shampoo, rice, sauce, toilet paper) 

Oh wait!!! I have to stop here, so... 
No Astro, 
no movie @ cinema, 
no DVD, 
no CD, 
no online, 
cannot KFC, 
cannot McDonald, 
cannot go Park walk during weekend (petrol expensive), 
no chit chat on phone with grandparents, and etc... 

Let's use a calculator to total up... WALAO EH! Shit! RM3,610 already... 

EPF belum potong, income tax lagi......... oledi RM3,610 .... 

How to survive lah tuan-tuan dan puan-puan sekalian ??? 

Our Deputy Prime Minister asked us to change lifestyle? 

How to change? Don't eat? Don't work? Don't send children to school and study? 

Besides that, I believe in Malaysia population, there are millions of rakyat Malaysiawhich still don't earn RM3,000/month! !! 

What is this? Inilah Malaysia Boleh... Sorry ... it should be Malaysians Boleh , because we're still alive and kicking!!