I've Read This Somewhere..

Can a family man with Salary RM3,000 survive in Malaysia

Let's do some simple calculations here.

In Malaysia , the average family income is RM3,000 /month
(where father works, mother doesn't).

I understand there are many families whose
monthly income does not reach RM3,000,
but, to make things simple,
let's take RM3,000 as the figure. Ok lah, right?

Okay, let's start rolling with a family which has
Papa, Mama, 1 daughter and 1 son. Ngam-ngam ....

Calculation starts...

Electricity and water bill: RM100
(No air-con, No home theatre, No water heater ... ok?)

Phone bill ( Telekom): RM100

Meals for a happy family: RM775
(3 meals on RM25/day, RM25 for 4 persons...?)

Papa makan / teh-tarik during working hrs: RM155
(RM5/day, RM5 ... can eat what?)

Car repayment: RM400
(A proton saga aeroback, 7 yrs repayment)

Petrol (living in city, traffic-jam): RM300
(go to work, bring son to school,
only can afford one car running)

Insurance: RM650
(kids, wife and myself)

House repayment: RM750
(low cost housing repayment for 30 yrs,
retired still have to work to pay!)

Tuition: RM80
(got that cheap meh? i don't think so)

Older children pocket money @ school: RM20
(RM1/day, eat bread?)

School fees: RM30
(enough ah?)

School books and etc: RM100
(always got extra to pay in school)

Younger children milk powder: RM50
(cannot have the DHA, BHA, PHA one, expensive)

Miscellaneous: RM100
(shampoo, rice, sauce, tissue paper)

Oh wait!!! I have to stop here, so...
No Astro,
no movie @ cinema,
no DVD,
no CD,
no online,
cannot KFC,
cannot McDonald,
cannot go Park walk during weekend (petrol expensive),
no chit chat on phone with grandparents, and etc...

Let's use a calculator to total up... WALAO EH! Shit! RM3,610 already...

EPF belum potong, income tax lagi........oledi RM3,610 ....

How to survive lah tuan-tuan dan puan-puan sekalian ???

Our Deputy Prime Minister asked us to change lifestyle?

How to change? Don't eat? Don't work? Don't send children to school and study?

Besides that, I believe in Malaysia population, there are millions of rakyat Malaysia which still don't earn RM3,000/month!!!

What is this? Inilah Malaysia Boleh... Sorry ... it should be Malaysians Boleh , because we're still alive and kicking!!

Our politicians must be....!!!!

Please forward and comment boleh or tak boleh. No wonder so many Ah Loong around lah....

Maxis Menggampangkan diri!

Aku da langgan Unlimited Data Plan Maxis untuk beberapa bulan nih, So, Baru betul lah term Internet di hujung jari. Tapi yang paling gampang nye, Maxis x bgtau pon yang diorang dah tamatkan plan unlimited tuh, instead aku kene langgan plan baru. n yang paling best, Aku kene bayar RM60 untuk data yang sepatutnya termasuk dalam RM99 Unlimited Data Plan+ RM99 Utk Langganan unlimited data Plan. ()*(!#^*&!^*&^*!
Kurus pahala aku arinih!

*Actual data paste from my bill!

Ada orang cari pasal...

Petang tadi ezzan bising2 pasal keyword kat blog beliau ada orang search pasal nama orang2 tertentu (matlut, nama ko lah tu. hehehe). pastu malam nih aku tergerak lak nk tengok ape la keyword org carik jumpe blog aku, ni hasil nye.










Ngeh ngeh ngeh.. amacam ezzan? kita serupa..

aku nk tag kak suri, Linda, Zida, Nisa, Stingray, Jundak, Wafek, Apis n mereka2 yang ada blog tgk ape keyword yang orang guna untuk cari pasal blog diorang. aku gelak tgk keyword number 2, gua khayalan or gua khalayan? mau layan p dangdut ah! heheh.

PS: Alfatihah untuk arwah Zahri Helmy.

Dialog kawan-kawan

Mr. A: Badan aku xsihat la.
Ms. B: Pergi lah jumpa doktor.
Mr. A: Tu lah, jap lagi aku nk jumpa doktor.
Ms. B: Eloklah tu. Kalau bleh mintak vitamin sekali.
Mr. A: Ye lah. Kalau teruk sangat, aku rasa nak mintak resign esok.
Ms. B: (Terdiam sambil pandang muka Mr. A) kenapa tak sihat sampai nak resign? Teruk sangat ke sakitnya?
Mr. A: Ye la, aku tak larat nak datang besok. Ingat nak resign seminggu. Aku rasa kene demam panas ni.
Ms. B: Teruk betul sakit ko ni ek? First time aku dengar sakit sampai nk resign. Biasa doc suruh mc je.
Mr. A: (senyap seketika) eh, resign dengan mc tak sama eh?
Hehehe.. Perbualan aku dgn kawan aku. Hoho~~

Penin2

Should I or shouldnt I?

Cet..

Masuk Opis awal hari nih, bukak satu hompe page tu. tapi apa yang aku dapat?
hehehe..

Road hogging?

6.46am, On the way ke opis, aku berdepan dgn sorang rider perangai mcm tapir. Dia ingat dia sorang bayar road tax kah? Aku x kisah orang bawak kereta laju, jangan lah bawak kereta laju kt lorong perlahan. Aku pon xkisah nak bawak kereta slow2, tapi jangan bawak 40km/h kt lorong tengah. Aku lagi2 xkisah orang bwk moto lalu SKVE. Orang bawak moto pon bayar road tax jugak. Tapi, tah cikgu sekolah memandu mana yang mengajar orang bawak motor siap tampal "L" lalu lorong tengah dengan selamba badak! Perangai yang sungguh tapir! Kepada penunggang WST 8347, ingatlah orang tersayang.

Stemek

Kalau pernah dengar kat radio sinar.fm.
"Mu kecek molek sikit ok, emmm stemek muh"
tanye kat orang kelantan, diorang pon xtau stemek tu hapo, rupenye stemek tu bahaso n9 utk agak-agak. Atau dlm english estimate. Hehe..

Hari bersame pelanggan HBS

Gambar jamuan kt dewan seroja

OASians!

Pekerja2 OAS

Isk isk isk..

Sedih.. Penat.. Penyet..

Join me in mafia wars!

Don Kedondong!

OAS Open Office day

Keadaan sebelum. Nantikan keadaan selepas.

For those who might read blogs with closed eyes.

1. Click here
see? see? i've showed them to you? can you see?.

Senyumlah

"Kalau kite tgh marah, kite senyum mcm ni.." Quoted from aida

Tengok wayang di e@curve

Jauh gile tengok wayang. Kalau tiket x free, xdenye nk tengok jauh2 gini. Berbekalkan harapan cerita yang di tonton tu berbaloi-baloi mcm iklan celcom tu, aku, aida, luqman, linda dgn mr. Burhan pergi lah tengok. Dapat tiket free siap makan-makan. Jalan cerita lakonan Bruce Willis kali ni tah kenape agak hampeh sedikit. Semate-mate nk run command drop * from * xkn amik masa yang lame untuk upload. Lagi pon, dr. Canter pengasas Kompeni VLI, xkanlah beliau takde access ke db pengguna surrogate. Haha.. Takat nk fry disk guna elektromagnet pulse macam cerita transformers, idea lama yang digunakan sejak zaman small soldier. Hohoho...

Kami yg busy..

Kami sangat bz,
xde mase bersukaria,
setiap masa diisi dgn berkerja,
kami sangat bz, hari ni kami tgk wayang surrogate..

Words Once Spoken Cannot be Retrieved

As human beings, who interact with each other, it is almost impossible to escape from disagreements. All of us are different in many ways, we have our own way of thinking that makes us see things differently that, at some point in our lives, our thoughts and opinions would clash with somebody else's, which may eventually lead us to argument that we don't seek, and we often try our best to win the argument at all costs.

When I was young, as a youth, it was hard to control my emotion. I used to get myself into argument every time when I was engaged in dialogues that lead to disagreements. I would try my very best to beat my "opponents', especially when it was crystal clear that my thoughts are valid. An argument would usually start as a calm discussion, and when both parties refused to give in, the discussion would turn a bit warmer. Even though, at the beginning, I would not be thinking about getting too serious into the argument, but at one point, it would be too late to say "no" to the bad side of my emotion, which would start to take charge, and the argument would become hotter and hotter. My pride and ego would cheer me up and there would be no turning back...

Read more here..

Once, somebody tell me, "Words, once spoken, has life of it's own". Be careful of with your tongue, it might hurt more than sword. Not meant to be grumpy, or hold a grudge, but for some of us, it's more to silent treatment, one way for me, to tell them, "For this time being, you're bugging me, please, please go away!". Think it this way, for you, it's small and silly, but not to others. Learn from experience. That's how you learn the art of drawing without an eraser. :D

Jobscope

It's not my jobscope ok? Selamat hari raya, maaf zahir batin.

PS: Nampak ke x?

Panjang..

Lori ni panjang betul.. Drebar tu try nk masuk kt simpang sebelah opis nih..tp xlepas..

Baju same

Dua orang baju same..haha..

3 orang dah konvo

3 orang konvo

Demit!

Rokok naik harga!

Pendeta Gua Khayalan

Seperti yang di janjikan, akan kuberikan penilaian peribadiku tentang novel "Pendeta Gua Khayalan". Sebelum apa-apa, Ampunkan aku, aku bukan pandai bermain kata-kata, juga bukan pengkritik profesional.
Pendeta Gua Khayalan-salah sebuah karya yang berada dalam trilogi "Kronika Lang Surya". Berada dalam genggaman sejak hari Selasa, tapi kekangan kerja membataskan pembacaan. Terutama kepada novel-novel yang seolah-olah mempunyai gam terhadap mata.
Jujurnya aku tertarik dengan gaya permainan bahasa penulis novel ni. Seolah-olah ada yang mencerita kan dan pembaca yang menjadi pendengar tanpa mengenepikan aspek-aspek yang ada dalam cerita. Pembaca seolah-olah berinteraksi dengan pencerita. Yang menariknya, pencerita bagai faham kehendak pembaca, dan bermain dengan emosi pembaca. Gaya penceritaan yang lain dari yang lain.
Bagi aku, novel Pendeta Gua Khayalan is an eye gluer. Plot demi plot menarik. Sesuai dengan konsep godaan, pembaca seolah-olah diajak untuk rasa teruja dan tidak sabar untuk mengetahui apa yang akan berlaku selanjutnya. Di sini elemen godaan yang dimainkan oleh pencerita amat berkesan. Five thumbs up for that minus one sebab berjaya menjadikan aku rasa tertekan di bab 19 sebab bahagian pertama tamat di sini.
Satu trait yang aku rasakan agak tidak berpuas hati, apabila ada kematian watak-watak sampingan. Macam Virus L oleh xara, watak yang mempunyai kaitan dengan Merah dibunuh, begitu juga dengan Pendeta Gua Khayalan. Watak Yang mati ada kaitan dengan Lang Surya. Rasa macam tak puas hati!.
Walaubagaimanapun, tahniah pada Odetakhun Jundak, jangan lambat keluarkan sequelnya ya? Tahniah lagi sekali! Terbaik! 4 setengah bintang untuk "Pendeta Gua Khayalan".

Melepet lagi..

Harini jatuh melepet, terlepet.. Abaikan baju n seluar semalam. Saya sangat bz ok?

Eksiden lagi. Ngeri!

Semalam, perjalanan pulang dari Rumah Kak Asiah, and Kak Fouinzia dekat putra height, terserempak plak dgn eksiden. dengan gaya pemanduan dewa syahrizal ala2 pemandu A1 baru dapat lesen, cukup membuatkan tahap adrenalin dalam badan tuh naik ke tahap mencairkan darah putih. tengah tengok2 keadaan kereta/motor yang terlibat, dengan niat nk tengok nombor (Saje je tengok nombor, dah hobi aku tengok nombor, tengok je tau, beli xleh, haram) tetiba aku terpandang satu pemandangan yang cukup menginsafkan. 'Die' terbaring tengah jalan tuh. pale dah pecah. Kesian nya. Ada satu group nih tengah berlari-lari keriangan kononnya untuk membantu mangsa kemalangan atau baru pertama kali jumpa kemalangan kot. di sebabkan kereta kami bergerak sama laju dengan diorang berlari, leh tengok perubahan muka mereka. dari gelak2 berlari, tiba2 terus berhenti dan tak sanggup nak tengok keadaan mayat tuh. Murahnya nyawa orang atas jalan sekarang. Walaubagaimanapun, sebab aku dah ternampak mayat tersebut, aku kena cari alternatif lain untuk menghilangkan daya ingatan terhadap mayat tuh, dahla aku stayback kat opis malam tadi. So aku fokus untuk ingat kat nombor plate kete yang ada kat situ. 8753, 9873, aku x berapa pasti.

Pada semua pemandu, berhati2 lah. pada Dewa syahrizal, Kalau nk bawak laju, pastikan BLM tuh betul2 lotus handling dan kurangkan membrek kalau nk bawak laju. leh gugur jantung aku camtu ko tau x? hohoho~~

Jem giler!

Nk pegi semayang jumaat nih. Jem giler..kambing betul!
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